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Joke of the Day

"A Slinky is a great way to teach young children that it's fun to push things down the stairs."

"Whoever named them ""sugar cookies"" could've tried a little harder."

"my dance moves can best be described as ""did that dude just try to leap frog?"" & ""whoa that's a lot of blood"" & ""is he still alive?"""

"Drugs are really bad for your mind. All these years I thought I worked in an office, but it turns out I'm actually a centaur."

"What's the difference between a bass player and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four."

"1. The truth will set you free. 2. The truth hurts. 3. Being set free hurts."

"If ""loving you"" is wrong, then i don't want to be right!"

"I was a bit skeptical when someone told me there were three holes in the ground. Well well well"

"What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle? Attire"

"Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement In the end you ignore it all, wait for the end and click ""I agree"""