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Joke of the Day
"Why did the smartphone go to jail... [OC] Because it was charged with battery"
Next Joke
"The earth moves 1.6 million miles per day. So no I didn't just ""lay in bed and watch TV all day"" I traveled very far thank u"
"I think my cats hate people as much as I do. Every time the doorbell rings, they hide under the bed with me."
"I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said ""Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?"" She said ""No I hate myself now."""
"China lands on the moon! Salvages antique U.S. flag"
"How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car? Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof"
"only when we don't have to pay extra for guacamole will we truly be free"
"Just saw a shooting star. The crime in this galaxy is getting out of hand."
"Police arrested two kids yesterday One was drinking battery acid, the other one eating fireworks. They carged one - and let the other one off."
"""Haha"" - me when I don't understand the reference"