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Joke of the Day

"Why are dolphins all friends with each other? They just click you know?"

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"Joke Request: I would like someone to share an anatomy joke Come on, Humerus"
"i went to middle school with a kid named jonathan math. poor dude was HORRIBLE at math. the expectations of his last name weighed too heavy"
"TIFU by having sex in an elevator"
"English joke - What's another name for Santa's elves? Subordinate Clauses"
"Wanted to get a Ham sandwich, but ended up with a Cheese one by mistake. oops, wrong sub."
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