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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino? Hell if I know! (elephino)"

"The reason I don't like police officers... Everyone that has ever arrested me has been a police officer."

"Why does a penis have a hole in the end? So men can be open minded"

"Samuel L. Jackson should make alarm clocks."

"Been reading up on the thesaurus lately because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage."

"What is red, slimy and crawls up your leg? An abortion with home sickness."

"I was the first person to install trampolines in musician's tour buses and now everybody is jumping on the bandwagon."

"Had a big mix up at the store today, apparently when the clerk said ""strip down facing me,"" she meant my credit card."

"I hate those people who knock on your door... And tell you that you need to be saved or you'll burn... Stupid firemen."

"I'm flying to NYC today and I don't care what the flight attendant says, I will be using my seat cushion as a fartation device."