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Joke of the Day

"Joke Request: I would like someone to share an anatomy joke Come on, Humerus"

"A man says to his wife, ""I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad."" She thinks for a minute then replies, ""you have the biggest penis out of all your friends."""

"What's the most sensitive part of your body when you masturbate? Your ears"

"Why do spoons live such diverse lives? They like to mix it up."

"What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers? The Salivation Army."

"Sometimes I drink to cure my malaise. If I get drunk this Friday because I am bummed about the end of the world, am I getting sauced because of Mayan-aise?"

"A man's got to know his limitations. Unless he's in a relationship, then he'll be constantly reminded."

"Remember: What dad really wants is a nap. Really."

"Today there was a band-aid on my plate, a bat flew in the house, & a bee stung me. Today was brought to me by the letter B."

"Vikings kicker Blair Walsh apparently attempted suicide last night. He ended up being just fine, he was unable to kick the chair out from under him."