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Joke of the Day

"What is it called when Batman skips church? Christian Bale."

"My wife Googled ""how responsible does a 10yr old need to be to stay at home without a babysitter"" and now she won't let me stay home alone."

"This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club ..but I'd never met herbivore."

"Did you hear about the Mechanic who slept under the car? He wanted to wake up oily in the morning."

"What is the best place to hide a dead body? On the second page of google."

"I try to spend at least 45 minutes on Chatroulette a night, but I usually have to stop early because my arm gets tired."

"RT = Retweet. PR = Paraphrased tweet. MR = Mangled tweet. Please know which one you are doing and use accordingly."

"What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night? A new last name"

"Some women are never satisfied. Last night i gave my girlfriend the biggest orgasm of her life. What did she do, spit it out."

"Is Schrodinger's cat alive? Short answer: No Long answer: Yes"