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Joke of the Day
"If it wasn't for my incredible willpower, I would be exercising right now."
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"Chuck Norris can land a plane in Auto Pilot."
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"What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder without a protein shake? No whey Jose"
"Describe yourself in three words. I am a rebel."
"Former boy scout leader goes shopping A former boy scout leader goes shopping. He sits down and grabs his beef jerky. ""Tastes like boy scouts,"" he says."