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Joke of the Day
"When in history was there ever an abundance of birds and a shortage of stones?"
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"What side of the road do they drive on in ireland? None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive."
"Wise people think all they say, fools say all they think."
"Ladies, the next time a guy has the courage to talk to you, remember he's not wearing makeup. Also, remember what you look like without it."
"I've just been to a concert starring the Bermuda philharmonic orchestra. Half way through, the guy on the triangle disappeared."
"Wanna know the difference between a man and a matgarita? A margarita hits the spot every time."
"What did terrorist say to my friend Jack? Hi Jack!"
"What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.? What do I have to do to get ahead around here?"
"she was only a fishmongers daughter... but she could lay it on the slab and say fillet."
"Two guys walk into a bar.... The third guy ducks. Lol"