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"What does a paedophile do at the beach? Lilo."
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"1- Buy a big padlock. 2- Throw the key into the ocean. 3- Find a stranger with stretched-out earlobes. 4- Attach padlock to earlobe. 5- Run."
"I am glad ... that everyone reading this is on the same page."
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"I got a $100 bill tattood on my penis, if the wife wants to blow $100 she doesn't even need to leave the house."