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Joke of the Day

"A guy asks his girlfriend make him feel awesome and sad at the same time Girlfriend: Out of all your friends you have the biggest penis"

"What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent? Squeaky clean clothes."

"When Jesus was crucified, what was the cause of death? Cross Contamination"

"Clinton is so crooked... She needs a Kaine for support. (Credit to: /u/medically)"

"My daughter used to hate eating vegetables. Until she became a vegetarian."

"You must be pretty famous! After all; bill gates did name his company after your dick."

"What do you call a burning white guy? A firecracker"

"A blonde orders a pizza A blonde orders a pizza and is asked if she wants it cut into six or 12 pieces. She responds, ""Six, please. I could never eat 12 pieces."""

"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wiped his butt!"

"Wife Wanted A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds ""Wife Wanted"". The next day, he received hundreds of replies, all reading: ""You can have mine"