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Joke of the Day
"[Inspecting car] *kicks tire* ""Mmhm just as I suspected, it can withstand a single kick."""
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"When will a proper female AI be made? When we invent NANDOR logic gates"
"Reasons Pluto is so cold: 3) It's far from the sun 2) Its atmosphere is too thin to trap heat. 1) It found out we said it's not a planet."
"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary. ...or a High Definition."
"My boss said to me, ""you're the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?"" I said, ""I'm not sure; it's hard to keep track."""
"A scientist walked into a room that was -273C Don't worry though, he was 0K"
"I feel like all bears are Bad News Bears. I've never seen a bear and was like ""Oh, he looks like he has good news for us, lets stick around"""
"alright. if everything happens for a reason why did i put a scarecrow in the shower"
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"Who did they cast as the Hulk""s dog? Bark Roofalo"