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Joke of the Day

"what's big, black and looks good on a lawyer's neck? a doberman"

"Why did the Pepsi Half-Time Show suck so much? Because if it was the Coke Half-Time there would have been a hologram of Tupac or the Beetles instead of Bruno Mars."

"What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper? You only need one nail to hang the painting."

"What do you call the study of butts? Analysis."

"Last night I did Crossfit for the first time and now I understand why those people always look so angry."

"What did the strawberry say on December 25th? Berry Christmas!"

"RIP evaporating water. You will be mist."

"Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!"

"My girlfriend broke up with me because she and I had different opinions. My opinion was that I was worth dating."

"Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny? Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. [](/hehheh)"