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Joke of the Day

"""Press the cube root of the 11th digit of pi divided by .5 and doubled if you'd like to speak with a customer service representative."""

"Don't date a soccer player... There's only a 1/11 chance they're a keeper."

"I got tired of our restroom smelling like other people's crap so I placed a chunk of mine behind the hot air vent."

"Glad they redesigned Gmail---I've been dying to compose an email farther to the right."

"After Monday and Tuesday Even the calendar says W T F"

"If by chipper you mean woodchipper, then yes, I have a chipper personality."

"How does a man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it"

"What's the difference between my porn stash and Call of Duty? One is full of screaming 10 year old boys and the other is Call of Duty."

"Stuart hall, Rolf harris and Max clifford walk into an Irish bar. Barman says not Yew Tree again"

"I joined /r/NoFap Never thought it would be this hard..."