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Joke of the Day

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"What did Billy Mays do on 12/31/1998 Partied like it's 19.99!"

"Everybody wants to be wanted, except maybe fugitives."

"The problem with rich people is you're not one of them."

"Behind every fat girl there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, you're in the way"

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Its a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."

"Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together? Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!"

"video games hav a negative effect on children they teach them to learn and adapt to any world they find themselves in adn overcome obstacles"

"Accidentally broke my Irish friend's Pixar movie... He wasn't amused, but he did say, ""You cracked me Up."""

"What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome? A Dog."