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Joke of the Day

"My Fallout 4 Review It's a blast."

"Why are there so many Mike Tysons on my news feed today...? ""May the forth be with you"""

"How do Dolphins live their lives? With a porpoise."

"Did y'all know witches make only 70% of the salary warlocks make despite doing the same evil-ass magic? That's some bullshit right there!"

"If you were antipencil, would you be erasist?"

"Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive? Because he crossed the line"

"I want to have kids before my parents are too old to be able to take care of them."

"If someone got my name tattooed on them I'd break up with them to prove it was a bad idea."

"Customs officials in Europe recently seized a shipment of cocaine that was addressed to the Vatican. Which can only mean that Toronto Mayor Rob Ford just received a giant box of communion wafers."

"Santa's helper takes a picture in the mirror, is that an elfie?"