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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Ganondorf go on the internet? There are too many Links."

"Took and Ambien and a Viagra at the same time again. Im finding it hard to sleep."

"I'm so faithful, I don't even have a girlfriend and I STILL don't sleep with other women!"

"I hired a person to randomly show up throughout the day and put baskets of bread on my desk."

"Why did Jerry Hall marry Rupert Murdoch? He's not much to look at, but he's a great listener."

"""Just so you know, you're coming home with me tonight."" I whisper to all the leftover food on the table from our dinner date."

"HUMMING BEES Q: Why do bees hum? A: They don't know the words."

"A penny lies below the cliff where a jew and black man jumps from, who wins? We don't have enough information to conclude who's likely to win"

"Birthdays are great... ... but too many of them will kill you."

"Do you believe in God? ""Do you believe in God?"" ""Of course! There's only one J.C. for me!"" AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!! !!!"