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Joke of the Day
"How does Tom Brady like his soda? Flat."
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"Yesterday, someone tickled my bone... ...It wasnt Humerus"
"How do Reavers clean their spears? They run them through the Wash :("
"What element in the Periodic Table of Elements can you not take seriously? Silly-con!"
"My study buddies, Reese and Shey. Aren't they beautiful? [=)](http://i.imgur.com/K4L0fXJ.jpg)"
"I realized I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat."
"""No Karen I don't want to see pics of your ugly kids & stupid cats"" or as I usually say: ""Awww how cute"""
"the only reason Santa is always joyful is because he know where all the naughty girls live"
"Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my fucking cock."
"Two men walk into a bar The third ducks. LOL"