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Joke of the Day

"The only camper that is a Happy Camper is the one who drank enough alcohol to forget that he's CAMPING."

"What do you call a dead pigeon? A pige-out ...made it myself..."

"On CNN I just saw a headline that said ""Reddit Revolts"" My first thought was, ""Mr. CNN reporter. You don't know the internet very well do you. Reddit is revolting every day"""

"Why is six afraid of seven? Seven made six confused."

"Until I had kids I didn't realize that ""bouncing off the walls"" was actually a literal statement."

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Donald Trump."

"My doctor said I needed to reduce stress. Great, now I have that to worry about."

"So a seal walks into a club. The end."

"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes"

"Can you tell me a dirty joke? I want to be more outgoing."