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Joke of the Day

"The only camper that is a Happy Camper is the one who drank enough alcohol to forget that he's CAMPING."

"Yo Mama... Yo mama so old and so fat that when she sat down, they called it the Cambrian mass extinction."

"Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle? Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell."

"What do you call a rock climbing cow? A high steak situation"

"In a communist country, what does a woman say to a man before having sex? I want you to seize my means of reproduction."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate the headphone jack."

"complaining about your wife's stories will result in having to sit through her story about the time you complained about her stories"

"When someone posts ""Hmmm. That was interesting..."" as their status on FB, I never ask what they're talking about because it never is."

"What's the funniest joke that doesn't reference itself? Clearly not this one!"

"Goodnight moon. Goodnight stars. Goodnight 4,000-year-old Earth. Goodnight dinosaur fossils that were put here to test our faith."