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Joke of the Day
"What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear? Boxer briefs!"
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"Why can't men get mad cow disease? Because all men are pigs."
"What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus? It's a match made in Heaven!"
"What do you call an Arab who just arrived -Amir The next one? -Amir Azwal The next? -Amir Azwal Azim"
"How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?"
"How do you get a man in a coma hard? Lick his Comatoes"
"I used to go to New Years Eve parties I still do, but I used to too! -Mitch Hedberg style-"
"Did you hear Renault and Ford are going release a hyrbrid vehicle this year mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' together"
"A fellow pupil asks little Johnny -Johnny how do you know when your sister has the period? -Umm, it's when daddy's weener tastes of poo!"
"Bad Cop: The proof is in the pudding. Good Cop: Stop putting all our evidence in pudding. Why do you keep putting our evidence in pudding?"