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Joke of the Day
"What was the Feminist's least favorite subject? Trigger-nometry."
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"Bob told his wife, ""I can't work for him anymore after what he said to me"". Wife: What did he say? Bob: You're fired"
"When wearing a bikini,women reveal 90% of their body....men are so polite they only look at the covered parts"
"I'm telling you to go to hell because I'm poor. If I was rich I would kill you."
"""Easy Come, Easy Go"" - My clinic name if I ever become a urologist."
"Made you read this Gotcha"
"[describing criminal to sketch artist] He had the damp chest of a man with an excessive lisp. He was eating a newspaper."
"So many Irish twins being born these days the numbers just keep Dublin up."
"Asked the burd in Krispy kremes for 5 Nutella donuts and she says ""have you got any nut allergies"" aye pal I'm planning suicide by donut"
"What Disease Do You Get When You Have Sex With Harry Potter? Hogwarts."