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Joke of the Day

"When wearing a bikini,women reveal 90% of their body....men are so polite they only look at the covered parts"

"So a man had his eye lids burned off in a fire and the doctors used a new procedure to replace them with his foreskin He came out just fine besides being a little cockeyed."

"What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home? Shucks"

"So I flushed my extra viagra down the toilet... I haven't been able to close the lid in weeks."

"What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry? My donation check to the orphanage."

"I came up with this at 3 am, For short joke lovers. Penis, meet hand Hand, meet penis. Now shake hands."

"So I taught my Grandad how to use skype ... Is it buffering or is he having a stroke?"

"delete cookies? WHY ON EARTH WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?! I LOVE COOKIES."

"That moment you could pass as an Olympic speed walker because you are racing to the bathroom."

"I was thinking about telling a Thailand joke... But Phucket."