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Joke of the Day

"Two chemists walk in a bar... The first one said: ""Can I have a glass of H2O?"" The second one said: ""I'd like some H2O too"" The second man died."

"So I had sex with this Asian girl the other day... She didn't speak much English, but I think she liked it. She kept on screaming ""Wong Ho! Wong Ho!"""

"What's the difference between a gun and a wife? You can silence a gun."

"It's going to be a busy couple of months for Caitlyn Jenner Mothers' Day and then Fathers' Day"

"What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? Jail break."

"Leather armor is the best for sneaking... ...because it's made out of hide."

"I had a jacket stolen from me tonight. My enemies will stop at nothing to keep me from maintaining a comfortable body temperature in style"

"best funny prank pakistan you cannot stop your laughing nice one"

"I asked my dog why the cat hated him... He said, ""Woof."" I was like, ""Wow, that's ruff."""

"Bathroom mirrors are either the luckiest or the unluckiest objects in the house."