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Joke of the Day

"It's going to be a busy couple of months for Caitlyn Jenner Mothers' Day and then Fathers' Day"

"Every time student loan rates double, the price of solo cups should get cut in half."

"What's the difference of a wife after 10 years of marriage and the Simpsons' new episodes after 10 years on the air? The wife doesn't suck."

"Went to watch a blonde comedian And all she kept doing was bending down and looking at the floor. I guess she was just looking for some laughs."

"My single friends are always talking about clubbing and being hit on. Today's social scene sounds so violent."

"How Do U Kill A Retard? Give him a knife and say ""who's special?"""

"My sister has promised to sing at my funeral. I hope she goes before I do."

"Puts German chocolate in the fridge last night, this morning it's taken over the area that the polish sausage was in.."

"C3PO and R2D2 walk into a bar... Then the bartender goes ""HEY!!! We don't serve YOUR KIND HERE!!!"" C3PO asks: ""Why because we're droids,"" Bartender: ""NO!!! 'Cause It's AN OUTLET BAR!!!"""

"oh sally Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? NOT SALLY!"