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Joke of the Day
"It's going to be a busy couple of months for Caitlyn Jenner Mothers' Day and then Fathers' Day"
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"ME: fine, judge me. judge me for loving too much, for caring too much- JUDGE: you're on trial for murder ME: for murdering too much"
"Best line a wing girl can give: Ranch or blue cheese?"
"What do Jewish pitbulls say to each other when they get home? Muzzles off!"
"This Dollar Store thesaurus sure is coming in... *shuffle shuffle* ...hippopotamus."
"A black man and a Pakistani fell from a cliff. Which landed first? The black man because the Pakistani was a shade lighter."
"Hey guys wanna watch a girl feel herself up? Hide her cell phone."
"my favorite animals at the zoo are just the random birds walking around like they belong. Go home pigeon, this is fancy bird town"
"Someone asked me to write a sad story in 3 words today I just replied ""Trump or Hilary"""
"Running away doesnt help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run."