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Joke of the Day
"When does it become a dad joke? When it was a kid."
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"My version of ""naked and afraid"" is when I'm in the shower, soap in my eyes, and I hear a weird noise."
"What did the cookie say to the cracker? You feeling salty bro?"
"According to the police, public masturbation is not considered a ""street performance"". Even if you have a hat on the ground on front of you."
"Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan."
"Women who brag about multi-tasking should chill out. There is nothing cool about doing 3 things wrong at once!"
"The Irishman's dilemma. Do you eat the potatoes now or do you let them ferment so you can drink them later?"
"Why did they invent white chocolate? So black kids could get messy too."
"""Whats your biggest weakness?"" ""I'm bad at taking compliments"" ""Actually that's quite endearing"" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*"
"A man walks into a zoo only to find out the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."