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Joke of the Day
"stereotypes are like black people not to be trusted"
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"*Astronaut takes a photo of Earth from space* Earth: ""Delete it."""
"How do you make a cat go ""woof""? Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!"
"...and the award for best lead actress in a dramatic role goes to me for ""I Have A Sinus Infection, Why Don't You Care That I'm Dying"""
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