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Joke of the Day

"Ambushed my mother-in-law After visiting our house my mother-in-law got ambushed by 6 men who starting punching her. My wife shouted ""Are you gonna help?"", I said ""6 should be enough!"""

"A man has started a business in Afghanistan. He's selling landmines that look like prayer mats... Prophets are going through the roof."

"What do you call a black Gohan from Dragon Ball Z? Goquan"

"Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ? He was the skipper !"

"All the single ladies put your hands up! *handcuffs all the single ladies together and pushes them off a cliff* I'm your only option now."

"How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan? You take away its tiny brooms."

"If you're a necrophiliac... is it called wallpapering the coffin?"

"Nixon had to be photographed at an angle to make him appear upright. One of the drawbacks of him having a list."

"The shoulder belt retractor suddenly locked up this morning and now everyone in my car pool knows my safe word."

"Don't let Trump find out about Motes. ""Sea-walls?!"""