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Joke of the Day

"Baby come over. I'm coming over. Using walkie talkies in bed is strange over."

"""This is the fourth lot of bacon to go missing this week. It can only mean one thing."" ""What's that Sarge?"" ""Someone's building a pig."""

"What did the limestone say to the geologist? Don't take me for granite!"

"Did you hear about the sick ghost? He had oooooo-ping cough."

"Three virgins go into a bar; a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Hours later out come a blonde, a brunette, and a virgin. ....Ginger Snap!"

"How many feminist does it take to screw in a light bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY"

"Listen mate, the only rapture I'm interested in was sung by Debbie Harry"

"There are two types of people in this world. Those that need closure."

"Drive-thru worker just recoiled in horror when I rolled down my window & she got walloped by a bucket of moist farts."

"Someone called me a horse today... I just looked at him and said ""Nay!"""