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Joke of the Day

"A sign on the Golden Gate Bridge reads: ""Now entering San Francisco, chains required... ...whips optional"""

"Goth people wear black to reflect the color of their souls... Except ginger goths. They go naked."

"Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids? Because it'd Krampus style."

"whats the difference between Court and Supreme Court? Supreme Court comes with sour cream and guac."

"Racist marathoners only run 3Ks."

"What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails? I haven't a clous."

"I love timelines that are 100% unanswered tweets @ celebrities. It's like reading letters to Santa."

"Admitting you have a problem is half the battle. Convincing everyone else that they're the problem is the other half."

"Weed. Nature's way of saying high"

"When Hugh Hefner dies I don't think people will say he's in a better place."