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Joke of the Day
"How did the nucleus escape from prison? Through the cell wall"
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"Nicki Minaj knows we can see her, right?"
"what do you call the skin around a vagina a woman"
"Since lesbians eat so much pussy Should they be considered sexually snacktive?"
"With so many Americans upset with the candidates in the upcoming Presidential election, we should look on the bright side ... ... and please let me know what it is when you've found it."
"Joke What did the one Angel say to the other? ""Halo"""
"first day at school?"" Mother: ""Did you enjoy your first day at school?"" Girl: ""First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?"
"Why are police officers bad at Billiards? They hit eight ball first because it was black."
"""I've found that I'd scream the exact same way If a piece of seaweed touches my leg or if a shark were trying to bite me."" - Kevin James"
"Marriage: where all the excitement, laughter and sex is gone but she's still there."