65071

Joke of the Day

"Why don't you feel the need to wear a seat belt when taking a cab? Because there is a doctor driving."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need one nail to hang the picture"

"I like my women how I like my computer Broken, dead, and in the basement."

"Yes but what if Donald Trump IS actually dead but his toupee is alive and steering him round like a marionette?"

"How do you eat the Flesh Hounds? WH40K Humor: I don't know about you, but I prefer my Khorne Dogs with ketchup."

"My nun friend has started to wear holely clothes recently. I think she is getting into a bad habit."

"What do you call a museum for cows? A moo-seum."

"I just told a girl her eyebrows were drawn on too high. She looked surprised."

"Just got Lasik. 20/20 would do again."

"What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache? I falafel."