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Joke of the Day
"Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs? To give the ants a chance."
Next Joke
"Why don't penguins ever get married? They always get cold feet! ^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out."
"How can a man go eight days without sleep? No problem , He sleeps at night."
"What a polite guy... I met Michael J Fox the other day. I only gave him a hi-five and he still shook my hand."
"I failed the drivers test even though I stopped for the sign I gave it plenty of time to cross, it's not my fault I hit it."
"What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V? asparagoose"
"These boots. Were made. For Walken."
"How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks? With Barnacles (bar nickels)"
"What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeno business"
"Dont stop! I dont usually get to see beauty in motion"