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Joke of the Day
"Why does moon rock taste better than earth rock? It's a little meteor."
Next Joke
"TIL why it is called a Brazilian wax. Because they cut down the forrest."
"At 17, Joan of Arc led the French to victory and I just looked for my phone while talking on it."
"here's my dating advice. Take your date to go-karts. everyone loves go-karts. I just solved your life. you're welcome"
"My friend handed out wedding invitations at her baby shower, like the classless knocked up slut she is."
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? He was too far out man!"
"Shit happens. Just flush the toilet and move on."
"The chicken and egg have sex The chicken, enjoying a post coital cigarette, turns to the egg and says ""Well, that answered that old question"""
"Dude, what part of ""I don't speak your language"" don't you understand?"
"[Jedi Training] TRAINER: Any questions? STUDENT: Can the Force be with me? TRAINER: I don't know...CAN it? STUDENT: Oh right...May the Force"