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Joke of the Day

"All of the good tweets are either married or gay."

"What do you get when you cross an East African terrorist organisation with a fast food delicacy? Al-Kebab"

"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce the word unionized."

"Question: If a King runs a Kingdom...& an Emperor runs an Empire... Who runs a country?"

"What did the Pirate say on his 80th Birthday? I don't know, but I'm sure someone is gonna repost this"

"I was standing in the middle of a park... Pondering about why a frisbee was growing larger and larger... And then, it hit me"

"fyi, drug mule does not mean youll be getting stoned and riding around on a donkey... worst first day ever"

"*Flips over cards* It was your TC in the KIK room with the retweeter."

"What did the county Sheriff say about the black man who was shot 15 times? ""Worst case of suicide I've ever seen"""

"Maybe Gotye was an actual goat that sold it's soul for the chance to be a human with a hit song and now he is back to just being a goat"