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Joke of the Day
"I'm making a film about emos. I really need to stop saying ""cut!"" at the end of each scene."
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"Remember when Muhammad Ali died? Yeah, neither does he."
"SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE WEATHER REPORTERS RISKING LIFE & LIMB SO WE CAN ALL KNOW WHAT A 130MPH HURRICANE LOOKS LIKE IN THE DARK!"
"Catherine Zeta-Jones was recently diagnosed with bi-polar disorder half of the time she is Zeta, the other half shes Jones"
"Interesting how the ads on Youtube never have trouble buffering"
"Did you hear about the new protagonist in Mass effect 4? It's Commander Lamb. (From a friend of mine... Told it to me while we were in a party chat)"
"Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match? Because they're both stopped by the rein."
"Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs? Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan."
"What is a gentleman monkey? A gentleman monkey is a monkey that won't monkey around with another monkey's monkey."
"Writers who become addicted to pseudonyms have to join Anonymous Anonymous."