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Joke of the Day
"How much is the price of sex in New Zealand? About $20 a kilo."
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"Who invented tap dancing? A father with six daughters and only one bathroom! :)"
"What is big black and long. The lines at KFC"
"My friend died of a methamphetamine overdose the other day..... When people ask what happened I say, M E T H O.D. man"
"What is the national bird of Afghanistan? The Boeing 757"
"When I die, I want to go like my grandpa..... Peacefully in my sleep, unlike them whinny kids screaming as the bus went off the cliff."
"'1 Gingerbread man please' Sorry, they are soul out."
"I have pet snakes, turtles, and lizards. They are a family but I think they hate each other. I think I have A reptile disfunction."
"Why did the blonde have an Abortion? She wasn't convinced the baby was hers."
"It puts the vodka in its mouth or else it sees the ugly girls."