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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High Definition Edit:Woah, I got front page! Thanks guys!"

"Handsome Stranger: Excuse me, but you're.. Me: Gorgeous & you've been mustering up the courage to speak to me? HS: ..blocking the pickles."

"What do you call a big fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather."

"What animal can only survive in temperate climates? A lukeworm."

"Why do skunks celebrate valentines day? Because they are very scentimental."

"[to widow] Great wake. Tho it should be called a sleep, he's not moved in ages. I say he hasn't moved in ages. Call it a sleep. Ah cheer up."

"math problem that didn't stump the internet 2 girls 1 cup"

"What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa? Sandals in the Bin"

"What's Spider-Man's least favourite rice brand? Uncle Ben's..."

"I like putin The rest of the joke down here"