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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cow drink his own milk? He needed the cowlcium."
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"Bitty and Belly are sitting on the sidewalk A Mercedes drives by and its horn plays a familiar melody. Bitty asks, ""Is that from a movie?"" Belly replies, ""No, it's a car tune."""
"Why roboticize vacuuming? It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning."
"""Will you marry me?"" ""The cookie was poison"" ""The lotto numbers will never win"" Examples of why I got fired from writing fortune cookies"
"How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb? Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb."
"My tablet burned me today after I installed Tinder on my Kindle Fire."
"Damn girl are you sitting on a F5 key? Cos' that ass is refreshing"
"Paris Hilton says that bees frighten her. I bet the rest of the alphabet does too."
"2 men are in the bathroom. One is seen running in, the other leaving. What are their nationalities? Russian and Finnish!"
"I'm sorry I snort-laughed when you were saying your vows."