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"You guys wanna hear a joke? Lil Wayne"
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"My wife and I used to describe our marriage as 'forever', now we both prefer the term 'ad nauseam'."
"What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you? A buffa*loan.*"
"A joke from the oldest written collection of jokes begins ""A coward is asked which are safer, warships or merchant-ships"" Dry-Docked ships he answers"
"So this guy gets pulled over... He's speeding and clearly stoned. The police officer says: ""How high are you?"" And the man replies ""No officer, it's hi how are you."""
"What do you call a construction company that only employs midgets? Clearly short handed."
"My 10 year old niece said her science teacher entered her in a science fair I said, call the police!"
"I met this girl in a club last night, I think she's a body builder. She just so happened to build hers using chips."
"So apparently, all you can eat buffets do not include the waitresses."
"Why are Russians such bad pilots? Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night."