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Joke of the Day

"I met this girl in a club last night, I think she's a body builder. She just so happened to build hers using chips."

"My fairy godmother asked me ""Do you want a long penis or a long memory?"" I don't remember my answer"

"""Heh. This guy doesn't even know I ate his candy bar."", Tom snickered."

"Joke Challenge! Who can make the best joke using the spelling similarities between ""papist"" and ""rapist""? NSFW of course OK."

"How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend? Marriage, you wanna?"

"When my kids get too loud in our minivan I simply race over the nearest speedbump to make them bite their tongues."

"If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself the accident would not have happened."

"A joke from the Future. *#58821*"

"*God provides manna from heaven* ""Is there gluten in this?"""

"Wanna hear a joke about the eleventh letter of the alphabet? No? K."