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Joke of the Day

"muffin man I was talking to the muffin man he looked kinda sad so I said something wrong? He said, no muffin's wrong"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender"

"I sexually identify with the black guy in a horror movie because this won't last long and we all know it"

"A white female President's first order of business would be instituting the ""No Cupcake Left Un-Instragrammed"" act."

"I love self-deprecating jokes. Too bad I suck at them."

"Did you hear about that party at Thor's? No, I guess you wouldn't have; he kept it pretty Loki."

"How do landscapers keep their seams from ripping? Well let me tell you; They don't beat around the bush! They nip it in the bud and use Hem-Lock!"

"Feminism thats the joke"

"a 3 year old daughter * her - will i have a baby in my belly some day? * her dad - if u want to.. * her - no, that place is for candies"

"What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times? A dell"