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Joke of the Day
"I love self-deprecating jokes. Too bad I suck at them."
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"""We need a name for this big flat state full of corn and you're gonna be the one to do it"" ""I...uhhh... Wha?"" ""Nailed it. Next state."""
"What is it with Russians and their track suits? Because back in Soviet day, suit track you."
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because, If they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels."
"Mexicans cats are attacking my home! Looks like a ""Gato raid"""
"Don't you guys just hate it when a sentence doesn't end like you think it pineapple?"
"cheap toilet paper. it isn't worth shit."
"What does ebony porn have in common with space? Black holes."
"Want to know why I look terrible? Well, half of it is my mother's fault."
"A man visits a prostitute The man says, ""I want to have sex with you for $200, but then I also want to hit you"" The prostitute asks, ""For how long?"" The man replies, ""Until I have my money back!"""