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Joke of the Day
"What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times? A dell"
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"Comedy legend Joan Rivers passed away. Hundreds of plastic surgeons mourn the loss of their jobs."
"Why Does Dr. Pepper Come in a Can? ...Because his wife died."
"Purse snatching is a great way to make some extra money while getting in some cardio."
"Losing weight is not working for me, so I'm concentrating on getting taller."
"Describe yourself in 3 words I am a rebel"
"Women 15 to 65 At 15, a girl is a SURPRISE. At 25, she is the RIGHT PRIZE. At 35,she is a GRAND PRIZE. At 45,she is a CONSOLATION PRIZE. At 55, she is a DOOR PRIZE, and at 65,she is a GIVEAWAY PRIZE"
"When I see a homeless person, I usually don't give them money. I just go out and buy some drugs for them."
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari? The porcupine has pricks on the outside."
"Why is women's soccer so boring? Because all the good female athletes play in men's leagues. Thank you, thank you."