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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about that party at Thor's? No, I guess you wouldn't have; he kept it pretty Loki."
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"A girl just referred to New Kids On The Block as ""Classic Rock"" & now I understand why the world hates Americans."
"What do gay cows eat? Haaaaayyyy(gay voice)"
"What's a Trump supporter's favorite topic? Hillary Clinton."
"Say what you want about pedophiles.. but at least they slow down at children's crossings."
"Donald Trump's campaign is basically that thing where you say the wrong answer in Pictionary then just keep saying it louder and louder"
"There was this story on overcrowded animal shelters... I just couldn't put it down."
"I have this weird fungal infection on my leg. I need to get rid of it, but it's kind of growing on me. (Sorry if repost, came up with it in science class today.)"
"What did the 3D Vector say after making a bad joke? i j k"
"Now that my kids are getting older, I'm worried I'll never have the opportunity to leave my wife for the nanny."