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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to study metallurgy at University But I didn't get the grades"
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"Women have always been selfish, even when they were created. They had to have 2 x-chromosomes not 1."
"My wife asked me for a double-entendre.... .....so I gave her one."
"You know you're too drunk to drive when... The tree you swerved for is actually the air-freshener."
"Where does steel wool come from? Hydraulic rams."
"My Girlfriend Called Me A Pedophile... I said: ""That's an awfully big word for a 6 year old!"""
"2 Jehovah's witnesses knocked earlier, so I invited them in. I gave 1 the hoover & 1 a mop. If they can do Gods work, they can do mine."
"A whale is having a conversation with its son. Son: ""Hey Dad, where did I come from?"" Dad: ""From my dick, son"" Son: ""Uhhh, thanks?"" Dad: ""You're whalecum"""
"I hope my car appreciates the wincing when I hit a large pothole."
"Most humor is funny, but, Vitreous Humor is in the eye of the beholder."