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Joke of the Day
"Most humor is funny, but, Vitreous Humor is in the eye of the beholder."
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"What did Russell Crowe say when he found out that his ex-wife was eaten by a cannibal? I'm gladiator."
"Q: What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree? A: A gorilla with a machine gun."
"Did you hear the one about the guy with no ears? Neither did he."
"So what kills a joke? The punch line . . ."
"I hate suicide bombers... ..... they should just kill themselves"
"My therapist told me that I'm bad at admitting my flaws. I am not!"
"Her: Do you kik? Me: Like rocks? Her: ......."
"If Reza from the show ""Shah's of Sunset"" wrote a book... Would he call it, ""Memoirs of a Gay Shah?"""
"A bit rapey.. The lady walking ahead of me sped up so I did too, she began running so I ran too, she screamed so I screamed as well. I never even saw what we were running from."