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Joke of the Day
"I hope my car appreciates the wincing when I hit a large pothole."
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"Whom does Ban Ki-Moon revolve around? Ban Ki-Earth."
"Pete and repeat are in a boat Pete and repeat are brothers. Pete falls overboard, who's left?"
"What is a dank memers favorite letter? A"
"What's the worst thing about being a professional alligator wrestler? You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler."
"i hate that one occasional cadbury cream egg you get that has a bloody malformed cadbury bunny fetus inside"
"Left work, txted wife ""Coming homo."" Then I txted her ""Haha whoops, I meant BEcoming homo."""
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered six offender."
"A man on an airplane was having a heart attack The stewardess asked if anyone on board was a doctor. A man replies, ""I'm a vegan!"""
"What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall He breaks his nose"