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Joke of the Day

"What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar? Always tip your server."

"You're only as awkward as you say you are...out loud...in front of people...who were in a private conversation...that didn't involve you."

"Canadians leaving south for vacation are like Americans escaping marriage, desperately trying to escape frigid temperatures..."

"I was watching a film with my little lad earlier.. He said, ""Dad I'm scared, is that woman going to die?"". I said ""Judging on the size of that horses cock, then yes son, I'm afraid so""."

"What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree? A gorilla pooped on his face."

"How does a mathematician swear? Math-you."

"I was trying to think of a joke about friends... But I don't have any."

"A hobbit walks into a bar It was very low down."

"What's the definition of a woman? Life support for a cunt."

"This midlife crisis has a lot less bank heists and high speed car chases than I had imagined."