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Joke of the Day

"What's more dangerous than being with a fool ? Fooling with a bee !"

"When Jesus was crucified, what was the cause of death? Cross Contamination"

"What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!"

"9: Whatcha watching? Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there? Me: Two people. 9: Are they married? Me: Not for long."

"So what exactly can I learn on the Internet? Anything you like - it can even teach you to talk like an Indian. How? See? It's working already."

"Why did the Mexican throw his wife into the river? Tequila."

"How do you get four gay guys on a barstool? Turn it upside-down."

"7yr old: What's 10+10+10+25+25+5+1+1? Me: Math"

"I think my niece has a burgeoning slip 'n slide addiction Once you go down one, it's just a slippery slope."

"There's a new dating site for bestiality enthusiasts It's called Petfinder.com"