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Joke of the Day

"Thanks for the Facebook invite to your wedding cheapass. Please enjoy this FarmVille mystery gift on the occasion of your marriage."

"Why did the proctologist have his cars towed to the auto repair shop? He rectum."

"Kinky involves a feather. Perverted involves the whole bird."

"Straight people... are fucking pussies."

"What's the difference between ""Fake News"" and CNN? I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you?"

"What did the magician say to the aerial student? I work on a different plane"

"What is the best thing about Dwane ""the rock"" Johnson's physique? Nobody takes him for granite."

"There's no time capsule quite like the pocket of a coat that's been in the closet for a year."

"They've finally renamed my gym ""Skinny Guys with Giant Headphones Loudly Dropping Small Weights."""

"I like my comedy how I like my milk..... dry."