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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the beautiful women in Australia... Tourists."
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"If you're gay in the Muslim world you are fucked.."
"Knock Knock Whos there Daisy Daisy who Daisy me rollin they hatin"
"A man sat on a baguette pointy end up. He claimed it was ""a pain in the ass""."
"What do Stephan Harper and pennies have in common? They're both useless in Canada."
"What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible? When Jesus cleared the temple."
"A Termite Walks Into A Bar and Asks, ""Is the Bar Tender Here?"""
"wife: I TOLD you not to try a 360 with the grocery cart me: It was really nice when everyone started clapping after they saw I was ok though"
"Do you think Jesus described his hair color as light blonde or summer wheat?"
"Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken"