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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the beautiful women in Australia... Tourists."
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"What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? He nuts and bolts."
"In regards to those who lost a loved one to the Air Asia flight disaster... Don't worry there are plenty of fish in the sea. (Too soon?)"
"My ship has sailed, now I am waiting for the UFO."
"Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold? So you can tell it apart from urine"
"I recently found out that my aunt is both a bigot and illiterate when... she refused to shop at the local fabric store because they were having a sale, but it was only for muslins."
"If a bro works out but doesn't see himself in a mirror, does the bro really work out?"
"I find like geologers make really good friends... ...they are very down to Earth."
"Taliban Airways We make sure your flight is a blast."
"Can a ninja throw a star? Shur-He-Can"