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Joke of the Day
"People say I shouldn't have bought so many books about the Nazis But I was only obeying Borders."
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"""Can I watch you open it?"" -Weird UPS guy"
"Only three things are infinite The universe, human stupidity, and the winrar trial period."
"Best joke ever? my life"
"luke, thats a persons name. whys everybodys star wars name gotta be like, hoobie doodoo or seb neb or something"
"Just saw a grasshopper jump on cement. THEY'RE EVOLVING."
"This is incredible Nothing has been reposted here all year!"
"So I was going by this farm the other day... and I was like, hay."
"There is a Hispanic train conductor going around committing horrible crimes.. No one knows why, but it's clear he has a loco motive."
"What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets? The Whittle Business *badum ching*"